Her Weregild

For Gullveig, and for Loki.

I will pay her weregild
I’ll pay her weight in gold
though you’ve made it so expensive,
I’ve done it once before.

I will pay her weregild
I’ll haul her weight in gold
I’ll hold her heart beneath my heart –
I’ve done it all before.

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Insert joke about dyslexic agnostics

I feel like gods look at us like we look at dogs.

We’re like “lol lookit that precious stupid pupper, he’s afraid to jump off the bed and he barks at reusable grocery bags and I love him.”

Gods are like “lol lookit that precious stupid human, he runs from wisdom and yells at deer and I love him.”