Uh.

So the subject of Loki’s snazzy little shoes came up in a Lokean FB group I’m in, and I went to go find the attestation for it, but then Google…

well that's not wrong

…I mean, that’s not exactly wrong. But I was looking for the Skáldskaparmál.

Talking to the Divine:

Expectation: Lo! Gods hear my plea and take me in your favor, for I can think of no other recourse than to call upon you. I present to thee this wine and sacrificed flesh to sustain thee.

Reality: STOP FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN WORDS